Maria Bartiromo

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Wow. The new Shirin Neshat show is as unconvincing as the last one. Why won't anybody utter the word, "Hack"? I shouldn't be thinking of Tom Petty videos when I'm seeing art. The telegraphed narrative actually made me laugh at one point. Wow all over again. My criticisms of this show are so similar to the last one that I'm going to give you a second opportunity to click on a link to my review of it on this end of the paragraph as well.

OK, Brent. Say something nice. The soundtrack was pretty. Derivative, but pretty. Wait. I said that last time too. As I was saying.


I have to admit that I liked it much better when my contact with her work was solely through it's use for Muslimgauze covers like the one above, or this one or, hey, that one.

Answer Of The Day.

At the late Jason Rhoades' exhibit at Zwirner on 19th

Me: Would it be OK if I took some photos?

Zwirner gallery assistant: You can take 100,000 if you want to.

Gold Sounds.

My review of Brian Belott's miracle of a show, Swirly Music, at CANADA is up now at Artcal Zine. The gallery has extended the run of the show through this weekend, and trust me when I say you should take advantage of it. Belott hasn't taken a false step since I first saw his work at Joymore a couple years ago, and Swirly Music is no exception. Go.

Why Satan Never Really Wins.

Bad cover art. One Last Sin . . . You rule.

O Corpo Frágil

I stopped by Venetia Kapernekas Gallery Saturday to check out Silence in the Light, a collaborative show with Noritoshi Hirakawa, Hiroshi Sunairi, and Arto Lindsay. I knew that I was going to be a sucker for this show because of Arto Lindsay. Yeah, yeah. DNA. No Wave. Whatevever. I'll always hold a special place in my heart for the guy because of his 1996 album, O Corpo Sutil (The Subtle Body). It's one of the most gorgeous, odd, and perfect albums ever recorded.

But I digress. Well, actually, not so much.

Lindsay's lyric served as an anchor of sorts for me over in its corner of the room. The beautiful photographs by Noritoshi Hirakawa have a cold distance only enhanced by their low hanging positions on the wall. Their placement also augmented the feeling of voyeurism for which Hirakawa is known. There was something about having to lean down a bit to look that made the experience feel slightly illicit. Hiroshi Sunairi's sculpture in the middle of the room consists of bits and pieces of an elephant in ceramics. Which brings me back to Arto Lindsay's lyric on the wall.


The artists invited the songwriter to write a song without music, and its absence creates a phantom limb of sound. The tune is out there somewhere, like the landscapes in Hirakawa's photographs and the ghost of the elephant that has seemed to shed itself in bits and pieces. We can feel the presence of all these things, but we can't quite touch them. We are blinded by their silence. We always are.

Click here for images on the gallery site.

Door.

I'm not often in this stairwell, but when I am I always enjoy this door.

Method.

Cady Noland, This piece doesn't have a title yet, 1989

As y'all know, I usually don't get too excited about institutional stuff, but the MassMoCA + Chris Buchel debacle was an exception. (Well, at least for 5 minutes.) A pity that one of the most instructive things written as a result of the court's ruling will be lost in the recycling bin next month thanks to Art in America's crap web presence (They can't even be bothered to update their site to show the latest issue. Lame much?) In the letters section, Barbara Luderowski and Michael Olijnyk of Pittsburgh's Mattress Factory layout how they've avoided Buchel-like troubles without contracts since they opened in 1977. It's an important read and I didn't want it to get lost. School is in session.

To the editors:

The Sept. 21 verdict in the Mass MoCA vs. Christoph Buchel case has created a storm in the art world and left no museum professional or artist indifferent to the issues of contracts, artist/museum responsibilities and exhibition budgets. It's an ugly affair that we're sure all participants would like to place firmly in the past. As experienced practitioners in the field, we may be able to illuminate a method of working with artists that has served our organization extremely well. That method is, simply, placing the emphasis on the creative process rather than the outcome.

Located on Pittsburgh's North Side, the Mattress Factory is a museum of contemporary art that presents room-sized environments, created by in-residence artists. Since its founding in 1977, the institution has commissioned new work from over 300 artists. Yet, in all those dealings, we never signed a contract stipulating the budget for a piece or detailing artist/museum responsibilities.

It is our position that the creative process trumps written delineation of dollars and roles. Free, open and continuous communication throughout the process is vital to both the artist and the museum. A contract is a line in the sand that impedes this necessary dialogue. We believe that the best outcome is achieved when all participants work together for the greater good of the piece.

Many months before installation of a piece at the Mattress Factory begins, the artist communicates a vision, and we begin working on a daily basis to assist in any way we can to help achieve that vision. From regionally sourcing materials and labor to providing detailed information to aid in the artist's research, the museum is an active participant in the process, not just the pen that signs the checks. We often meet with the artist multiple times to ensure that objectives are clear to everyone involved before the artist begins his or her residency at the museum. Should the vision change mid-installation, all parties engage in meaningful conversation about options and adaptations to consider as the project moves forward.

We do not claim to have the full answer for the Mass MoCA/Buchel incident. But in our experience, communication--not a contract--is the key to a mutually fulfilling artistic process.

Barbara Luderowski, Director
Michael Olijnyk, Curator
The Mattress Factory, Pittsburgh

HAA ADDENDUM: Hey. I stand corrected. There IS a version online at the Mattress Factory blog. All that obsessive typing for nothing. HaHa. It was worth it to find out that the MF has a blog. Thanks to Jeffrey for pointing that out.

Insert Here.

I picked up the new Art In America at a Barnes & Noble on the UWS last week, and found a surprise inside. I couldn't learn anything about it being sanctioned so that makes it even better. When I did a little google work I got a tiny clue, but maybe not. I spot checked some of the other AiA's on the rack and didn't see any more inserts. Is it art or not? I don't know. I think that it is more than it is not. Its little mission was a success. I know that. A mass produced product suddenly felt intimate. I felt the flow of the random and the kick of an unexpected connection to another. I am undoubtedly grooving on an inner plane . . . and blatantly stealing Robyn Hitchcock songs.

On Board.

I'm totally jazzed to see John Morris' paintings in a show opening tonight at D'Amelio Terras, and you should be too. Seriously. He knocked me out with the drawings he had in the Works On Paper show at D'Amelio Terras last year. Go.

The Strokes.

Georgia O'Keeffe and Andy Warhol at The Warhol. One of the small side rooms holds Warhol's portraits of O'Keeffe on opposite walls while O'Keeffe's abstract watercolors from the 70's hold down the middle. A nice, unexpected treat. There always seems to be a room or two like this when I visit. An earlier trip yielded the exhibition, Starf*cker, in which the focus was on Warhol's relationship with The Rolling Stones. God, I love this place. But you know that.

The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh.

Sorry. I couldn't quite stop myself from making that reference.


In one of my favorite curatorial moves of the year, The Warhol replaced the purple cow wallpaper that usually graces this space with this fish design to go with Ron Mueck's Man in a Boat.

It's funny. I totally grooved to the Mueck when it was at the Brooklyn Museum last year. The Warhol's decision to show the pieces throuhout the museum instead of placing them in one central location diluted the show's power. Oddly, some of the larger works didn't feel as grand or as intimate in the smaller rooms of The Warhol. I would have expected the opposite to be true, but not so much.

The Blogger Show. Iron City Brew.

Susan Contanse, detail

When I was in Pittsburgh I took a wayward 91A bus out to Digging Pitt and Digging Pitt Too galleries to see the Pittsburgh installments of The Blogger Show. I am soooooooo glad I made it out because it turns out that this is the swan song show for John Morris' pair of galleries. (See Susan Constanse's sweet farewell to Morris' mighty endeavor here.) The bus went off-route and dropped me at the wrong spot. It was pouring down rain, and my umbrella was falling apart as I made my way down a Pittsburgh-steep hill. Yet, it was still worth the trip. While the NYC Blogger Show had the feeling of an intimate salon show, the Digging Pitt leg of the tour opened things up and gave the works more room to breathe on their own. It worked.

I got kind of obsessed with this piece by JT Kirkland. I loved the work that he had in the NYC portion of the Blogger Show, and this one was even better. The wood smells good too. It would be a great base for one of Comme des Garcons' more abstract fragrances.




It was nice to see this piece by Steven LaRose in the reals. I was quite enamored of the jpeg, and it looked even more stunning when I was standing in front of it.


Around the corner and down the block at Digging Pitt Too, Susan Contanse and Bill Gusky shared the room. They looked especially good together on this wall (Gusky, above. Constanse, below.) . . .


Constanse . . .


Gusky . . .


One last note. The thrills continued when I started to investigate the gallery's flat files. The flat files were a big part of what Morris was trying to do with Digging Pitt. I hadn't had this much flat file fun since my first trip to Pierogi. Pittsburgh. I love ya, but you blew it. Digging Pitt will be missed.

One note after the last note. You can catch John Morris' amazing work at D'Amelio Terras, opening this Saturday night. He was part of a 4-person show at the gallery back in April, and I fell fast and hard for it then, and it's continued to impress ever since.

Oh, and I have a mad crush on these chairs by Marci Gehring. . .

Best Death 2007

6. I Am As You Will Be: The Skeleton in Art @ Cheim & Reid


Paul Delvaux, Squelettes (Skeleton), 1949

A lot of people rightfully have been hoping for fewer skeletons in art. I'm with them, but I think that we're all really just hoping for less crap art taking the easy way out by throwing some skulls and bones into the pot. Artists can go ahead (Ha! No pun intended.) and skull out as much as they want want if they're making great and timeless art. Perfect that plenty of the artists in this show are dead. At any rate, there was barely a clunker in the bunch in this engrossing and wide-ranging show. I think I went three times and it wasn't enough. Brighter death now!

5. High On Fire, Death Is This Communion


An album consumed with themes of death and darkness. Crushing riffs for crushing times. And certainly one of the best album covers of the year.

4. Damien Hirst, The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living


It's not new, but it was my first time seeing it, and it was one of the most powerful pieces of art I saw all year. Pity it also involved one of the most bonehead curatorial moves I'll ever see in my life. I'm always amazed when someone who makes their living in the art world displays such little faith in art. I mix my praise with more kvetching here.

3. Dying Fetus, War of Attrition


One of my favorite Technical Death Metal bands dropped their most pummeling and political effort yet. And we deserved it. The band focus all their lyrical and musical powers in ripping our doped-up idiotic world a new asshole. Pass the Depends, baby.

2. Karen Finley, Wake Up


For more than a moment, Finley convinced me that Performance Art might just be the thing to save us. The first piece in the show, “The Dreams of Laura Bush”, was hilarious and caustic. The second piece, “The Passion of Terri Schiavo”, was quite simply . . . EVERYTHING. Hilarious. Caustic. Disorienting. Dissolving. Disappearing. Quiet. Raging. Sometimes it felt like a Vaudeville pit orchestra, and sometimes it felt like Albert Ayler's determined and composed flailing on his way to The One. Taking the audience along for the ride, Finley deftly wended her way to the center of a lost soul in a dying body. And I'm not talking about Schiavo. I'm talking about us. Wake up.

1. Jerry Falwell died.


And it was awesome. This Little Hitler couldn't possibly be dead enough as far as I'm concerned. Christopher Hitchens thought the same thing. To quote Tinky Winky, "Bye-bye. Bye-bye."

Mother and Child.

When I was at the Warhol Museum last Saturday I kept returning to the large room with The Last Supper painting in it. The curators turned out a "mother and child" theme on one wall that included drawings, watercolors, and photographs. I found these two especially touching. The way the child looks out at the viewer is such a great Renaissance trick. All these not-Renaissance years later it still works. It's so very "I'm on it, motherfuckers!" It also invites the viewer into the work in such an intimate way. That rules.


This room in the museum happens to illustrate one of my favorite things about the Warhol. The collection is so deep that it's practically a different museum every 2-3 weeks. Other than a few standbys that stay in the same spot for months or years at a time (Specifically in this room, The Last Supper and one of the larger piss paintings), everything else is constantly in flux. Always moving.

Also . . .



Two words. One airline. Jet Blue.

Bundles.

Andy Saves.

Yeah, I've been busy for the last month but let's face it: I've also been a little uninspired. Inspiration returned though with my annual visit to The Warhol in Pittsburgh. I love that place so much I could cry. Oh, my God. I totally just did.

At any rate, this was an especially good visit and I'll occasionally be bothering you with it in the next few weeks. This little light of mine . . .

Maria Bartiromo Holiday.

The holidays and a cold have slowed me down a bit in regards to the posting this month. Love me anyway. It's Chistmastime! Not to worry. Things'll be ramping back up after New Years. If my cold cooperates I'll be bringing back some goodies from my annual pilgrimage to The Land of Andy, The Iron City, The Home of Primanti Bros. In the meantime enjoy the special Christmas edition of Unbreak My Heart. Happy Holidays!!!

Artis.

Mika Rottenberg, 5 Second Party, 2006

A relatively new arts organization came across my radar recently: Artis. They support contemporary art in Israel and the Israeli artists who make it, wherever they are. The other night I went to a presentation of the work of Israeli artists who are attending or have graduated from Columbia. I was surprised at how much of the work I was familiar with. Just the other week I had come across Mika Rottenberg's 5 Second Party (above) in the back room at Stonefox in the collection of one of the gallerists. And of course, the mighty Tamy Ben-Tor (below). I'm pretty sure that everybody and their mother likes her work. Others whose work I've seen here and there were Guy Ben-Ner, Yoav Horesh, and Daniel Bauer. Check them out, both the artists and the org.


Tamy Ben-Tor, still from The Hitler Sisters, 2005

Both Sides Now.

I've bought thousands of used CDs over the years. I never know what I'm going to find when I go into a place like Academy on West 18th. I might walk out with one disc by Nurse With Wound and another by Robyn Hitchcock. The other day though, I nabbed the mother of all juxtaposed purchases. I was quite proud of myself. Obviously.