Sunday, June 10, 2007

Losing Your Edge?


You can get it back, starting in the 500,000s. Acually, if this ad makes you experience anything other than waves of nauseous hate, then no amount of money will buy it for you. Twenty Bayard, for the radically clueless asshole in you.

Addendum: Seriously. This shit is really wrong . . . the fake Hasid, the negative exposure of the African-American, the one-eyed jack, and the sepia-toned promise of a vivacious hottie. Ugh. Repulsion abounds.

8 comments:

JD said...

OMG, I totally agree about this ad. Makes me, a good girl, seriously consider vandalism. How repulsive.

Heart As Arena said...

For real.

nico said...

I'm not positive, but is someone on the bottom left giving finger guns?? I moved out of Park Slope to get AWAY from Park Slopers. "Come to live in Williamsburg! Did you know that if you find an empty ice coffee cup in the trash, you can bring it to Verb Coffee for a free refill? You kids will love it!"

JD said...

Bedford Avenue is a living hell; it's a no-go zone at this point. A Starbucks has opened down the street from my studio, on Manhattan Ave. and Greenpoint Ave. There are literally 5 hipster bars within a block of my studio, but not a single decent hardware store. I can hear the slackers chatting over their vodka tonics while I attempt to work. Machine gun, anyone?

Heart As Arena said...

Nico. Yeah. I'm having bad dreams about extra-wide strollers as I write this.

JD. Load up on guns, and bring your friends.

nico said...

OHMIGOD the Starbucks Theater! What's up with that? Why do you need butterfly anchors when you can have iced orange mocha frapaccinos!!!

krixfort said...

oh ERG!!! I'm glad I'm not the only one who did a doubletake then retched when they saw this ad.

(hi Brent!)

Heart As Arena said...

Krix! I bet I'll see you tonight. I mourned the hidey hole as well. As did a number of my co-workers.